squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.


That is a picture of Elton John holding Eminem’s hand.

squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

That is a picture of Elton John holding Eminem’s hand.

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

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"John, please count to 15."

"1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15."

"John, why did you skip half the numbers?"

"I can’t even."

why did 4 wedding blogs follow me today? I haven’t posted in weeks and I’ve never posted anything wedding related.

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

HOW DO YOU FORGET MASHED POTATOES?

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deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

The future is here and it has impeccable comedic timing.

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