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SuPeRsize me FLoPpy disk! wherE 3M staNds For “THreE sQuARe METeRs” :)

If that’s a “diskette” how big is a disk?

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Thanks @dustrial-inc now I have to have Earth, Wind, Fire, and Air stuck in my head for another week or two.

Thanks @dustrial-inc now I have to have Earth, Wind, Fire, and Air stuck in my head for another week or two.

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This gives me unnecessary amounts of anxiety

The triple door and the uncomfertable mug really ain’t that bad tho.

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I’m a big dork I like a thick fork

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Anonymous asked: what's the weirdest thing about university

sugarfey:

jerushajingletons:

how nothing is surprising or abnormal

like you can be sitting in your kitchen at 2am eating pasta sauce out of a jar with a spoon and the only thing you think is “this is really tasty i wonder what it would be like spread on toast”

or going into the library and seeing someone sat at a computer wrapped in a duvet and thinking “that’s a genius idea”

or seeing someone sitting in a lecture with a 2 pint bottle of milk just swigging from it and just being jealous

literally anything goes. no one is gonna question your habits bc guaranteed they will have done something equally bizarre

I once came into a lecture hall to find a guy dressed as Darth Vader in the front row. No one questioned this.

Let me tell you a story. When I first moved in to my dorm I was on the sixth floor. My roommate and I were chilling when we heard a knock at the window. The sixth floor window. The one with a sheer six floor drop below it. Some motherfucker had climbed up from the ground floor. We let him in the window, he went out the door, and that’s the last we saw of him. My roommate eloquently summed up the experience saying, in what I can only describe as stereotypical stoner voice, “Dudes just coming in the windows, man!”

Can’t have a self-raping child, that’ll put the priests out of work.

Can’t have a self-raping child, that’ll put the priests out of work.

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It’s back, the good post

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I call Chopper Dave

I call Chopper Dave

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*gets zero notes on a post* could it be? am i just not connecting to the youth anymore?

*gets less votes in a political election than one of the worst people in the country* could it be? am i just not connecting to the youth anymore?

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